2004 Archives We have a lovely view of the correctional facility Hello! Obligatory Christmas Post plate of shrimp Bugs, Cats, and Robots I am voting for Mayor McCheese! lemonysnicketlemonysnicketlemonysnicket Do not start your day by causing a small accidental fire in your office Nyucknyucknyuck Stop playing in the damn sandbox and do your half of the chores! Spin The Bottle …err… Dreidel The Absinthe Minded Professor You and me and Big Bird make three–and Ernie’s got the video. Fur Rent A Weekend Of Adventure! How about an “I don’t give a crap” button? “Under the blue blue sky/Stupid bluebirds fly/Eating butterflies/Sex in paradise” The Fountain Runneth Over Buy Local Day? “Turkey Monarchy” Bisquick Bisquick Bisquick Bisquick Pancake Pancake Pancake Pancake WAFFLE Wunderbar! “The soul is slipperier than a greased weasel” Hot and Cold Running Blood Hello From Sapphire Hotel Sticks and Scones May Break My Bones Gah! “Your door is…evil.” Food, Dance, More Food, and Consumer Products Good MORNING! I hope this post-by-email works… “When important issues affecting the life of an individual are decided by somebody else, it makes no difference…whether that somebody else is a king, dictator, or society at large.” Democrazy At Work I have lemony cupcake mix The Eyes Have It EEEP! EEEP! EEP! eeep eep eeeeeeeeeep! NeoZombies Reach Your Brain Through Your Eyes Order Of Operators And The Dinner Menu Rated ‘D’ for Democracy Pick Sures WORK FROM HOME EARN $$$ Don’t Blame Me, I Voted For Koko Free Mattress! Scary Pic Of The Weak “Because I could not stop for death; he kindly stopped for me” Like Kung-Fu Theater: Catching A Fly Using Chopsticks The House Merlot Was Quite Tasty Cinnamon Raisin Bread! MMMmmm… Night on the Town, Blight on the Crown, Smite me a Noun, whatever… Stuff and Junk I took her. To. A. Supermarket. I don’t know. Why. But it had to. Start. Somewhere. and the monkey is wearing a little robe Coffee and Book … Finally Fancy Musique And Stuff Hungry, Hungry Monkeys! Still a walk, but in the opposite direction I saw you! On your bike! Variables won’t; constants aren’t PEEEEK-CHURS! Brandon’s Fridge Pretentious Pic of the Day bool bladePower = (powerBitmask & 0x0001 << bladeNumber) != 0; Of Pumpkins and Drum Circles Obsessive Constructive [Title Goes Here] Picture Pages! Picture Pages! Time to get your crayons and your pencils! Yes, I have “that cartoon factory song” stuck in my head now “Separation of Coven and State” I can’t feel my legs I want your soul! I will eat your soul! My CROSS-COMPILER is made of BITS RETROFUTUREGRAM Holy Molé! Fez! Another Sporadic Update If you have a problem. If no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire The A Team Sorry to harsh your mellow portland-diedrichs System Overload! Too busy for updates “Fill this cup.” “Can I choose what to fill it with?” “We’re planning to break the record by flying maybe 70′, but any more is up to God or Elvis.” Assorted Updates “We are not amused” Three cheers for job offers! Nike? Yeah, take a number and sit over there. Update your contact lists! The Spine / The Spine Surfs Alone Jobby Jobs Happy Times and Moving Peekchurs! House details… under blue houses Roscoe’s FIRE!FIRE!FIRE! Blues Festival, Day 1 Callback! Job and Food Housey Kitty Antics It would suck to be in stasis for thirty years This entry needs a witty subject line “Theives, Jewish Weddings, Parisian Tramps, and the Enigmatic Marlene Deitrich” “Worn out second-hand sentences” Randomness… The Fight BusyBusyBusy Updates, updates, updates Grrrr…. Snatched Skinny Puppy Stream-of-Consciousness “Making time in a low rent highrise no place to go downtown…” Everybody’s moving! You know you want to! Day. In compressed form. “Good morning, good morning, we talked the whole night through” Random Randomness Good morning! Wakey Wakey! “You are free to do as we tell you” Lunatics, Loot, and Language Forestry and Machinery AWWWW…CRAP! Nonmusical Music and Nonfree Free Television “Jack Shows Meg His Tesla Coil” The waitress knows kung foo Open Your Eyes EEEEEeeeee! I GOT THE DIGITS! Am I going to have to write my own news reader? DocBook Rant “Everybody, you have to stop! Stop eating! It’s not beef. It’s made of people!” Paper, Food, Food, and Food “They got! The muuuuusstaaaaaard! Ouuuuuuuut! They got the mustard out!” “Mr. Jennings is not not a super agent. He is an engineer.” From the abstraction of an abstraction department: Scaliwag! “You know, I hate to ask, but are friends electric?” Didja Get The Memo? Ebenezer Antics The clock blurs to keep up with time “Where is my taco? I cannot seem to find my taco.” “He spake, neglecting sound and sense” Word to your mutha! “David Bowie came to town, flying overhead. ‘Don’t you did my chops,’ he cried?” “There’s a brand new dance, but I don’t know its name” Patio Computing Noshing and Moshing Monkey Biscuits (Orange Flavor), 8oz Is that coffee or brine? “Can I have a bite of your ice cream?” Warning: this property guarded by attack marmosets “You got your substitution in my transposition.” “No, you got your transposition in my substitution.” Time to load up the EtherPEG Cats Drunk on Copper And How! “There’s a fiiiish in the peeeercolator” Fire!Fire!Fire! Crappuccino! Protected: I NEED CAULK TO FILL IN THE HOLE It’s my turn to ride on the hood! You can have shotgun! More Lists LISTless If I batter my hand, can I fry it? “Can I smash it?” “Works great on stains & odors from older adults with incontinence as well!” “…that pretty lady to her right, who’s dressed like she’s a villain on Star Trek, is her lawyer” I’ll take the veggie burger with bacon, please This poopcorn tastes like ass ComicsCatsCars Insert Subject Here Pants, Recipes, Tabasco, and Freebasing And wine can of their wits the wise beguile “With the extra hours of daylight saved, most people open up a money market fund to maintain daylight liquidity and preserve daylight capital.” Rock Concert Movement #2: The One-Armed Fist Pump. Ready? Go. BMG An ordered list that probably does not need to be ordered There was an old lady who lived in a shoe “And they laughed at Jules Verne, too.” “Once upon a time there was a magical place where it never rained, the end.” This reminds me of nopantsday.com “Hey you, with the pretty face, welcome to the human race” “Well, technically, it *IS* brain damage” “We’re crooks. If everything was right, we’d be in jail.” “He’s awfly spry for a dead feller” Randomness Microbrew and Quantum Physics Interstate Pizza The modernized H.G. Wells “Time Machine” is craptastically bad Can you hack it like an Aibo? Everything has got a moral if you can only find it A little old, but still scary Too Much Thought For One Hand Parsnips-A-Plenty! Powells, Parking, Parody, Pictures A Caucus Race! A Caucus Race! The Gremlin “I will make all the iApps my bitches!” Sushi, Vertigo, and Kitties Tasty Safari v1.5 I wish I was a stranger who wanders down the sky, I wish I was a starship in silence flying by “Streetcar vehicles will carry a sardine load of up to 150 passengers” Look, Ma! No Wires! MS Projoket 2000 Random tidbits… You lazy sack of bones! “You may not know this Fred, but certain friends and coworkers have been known to accuse me of being the quiet, stay at home, sulky one.” …then Albert kicks Cobra Commander’s ASS!!!1!!~! “We tried to stop her by hitting her fists and feet with out faces” WinCo Fred TWO brushes with the DMCA in one week! I was a busy little coder-monkey this weekend Protected: DMCA Smackdown! “I thought he was going to pull a hookah out of his ass” “When Ebenezer gets upset…PEOPLE DIE!” Observations, Clockwork MP3 Player, New Friend DVD Delicious Cats House Mac New Collars “I’ll take ‘Reasons I switched to Mac for $1000,’ Alex!” Goodbye, Pants “CrackleCrackleCrackle, which is a bit of a shock if you’re not quite dead” I coo, you coo, we all coo for haiku …God kills a Kitten DVD “Fun” “MEAT ME IN MY HAMMY” The Best Laid Plans Of Fish and Lobsters “Ground Control to Rock Collector Brian” Mole Asses “Do you like cats?” “Yes, I quite like cats.” “Leg or breast?” Bugs and Cats I mean it from the cockles of my lunch “I’m a pacifist” “That thing babies suck on?” “No, that’s a pedophile.” Yet another empty and meaningless post of random observations… Hey, are you in a band? Offerings are being dropped at my feet REVELATIONS AND OBSERVATIONS! I dislike origami, but enjoy pop-up. Go figure. Mars, Coffee, Wireless, Overheard Conversations, Books, NoSpam RSS would be cool if everyone followed the same standards and those standards were documented “Like and equal are not the same thing at all.” Diedrichs.org Reborn They say he wandered very far, very far…a little shy and sad of eye… Holy The Crap “Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.” Collection of Sentence Fragments and Some Complete Sentences Pitchurs!Pitchurs! Share this:FacebookTwitterReddit
