2005 Archives

2005
Dec
28
The tree, the tree, the tree is on fire.
“Our hotel caught fire last night--specifically, the oversized fake tree in the lobby. We ...”
27
Dizz-knee
“This morning, Kim and I stopped by the new coffee shop that is not Diedrich's, ...”
25
Gas
“I don't remember how long it has been since I pumped my own gas... ”
24
Holiday Tech Support
“The Mac Mini + Bluetooth situation is fucktarded. 8am - Discover 20+ different viruses/spyware/malware are competing ...”
The packaging is reusable!
“My little sister, an EMT, just gave me belated birthday gifts: * one white post-mortem bag, ...”
Met the Inlaws
“I met Kim's parents this afternoon. Fortunately, it was not a reenactment of a ...”
22
slightly less enthusiastic about vacation
“4 in the morning is entirely too early to get out of bed. ”
Sproing!
21
Yeay, vacation!
“Hooray for insurance that (at least partially) covers massage! I hope to see Natalie tonight and ...”
19
sn0w
“The schools are closed. The bus routes near my house are closed. Why ...”
An open letter to the citizens and visitors of Portland...
18
Moving House
“It is very windy. The heavy rain is not actually rain, but ice crystals coming down ...”
17
Ho ho ho
“We just saw a gaggle (is that the right term? herd? pride? ...”
16
Space Cadets
“Space Cadets has to be the most horribly painful television show around. Admittedly, this ...”
15
Brrrr....
“It is -3 degrees C, but fortunately the sun is out, there is no wind, ...”
14
Arts and Crafts
“Tampon Menorah. Yes, you read that correctly. Just click. You'll see that ...”
Counting down the days...
“Next week will be nice: Tuesday - yoga Wednesday - day off work + massage Thursday - leave ...”
13
Brrrrr....
“It has been cold the past few days -- like subzero in the mornings. ...”
12
Seattle!
“This weekend was very full and very crazy. It was a whirlwind of adventure ...”
11
Jack Daniels in church
“Today, Kim and I got to drink Jack Daniels in a Catholic church. ”
10
Greetings!
“Greetings from Seattle! The weather is here. Wish you were great. ”
08
Google Transit
“Google Transit looks promising (for those of us living in Portland.) Admittedly, it looks ...”
...and the way it goes Vroom Vroom Vroom!
06
I, for one, welcome our new IP television offerings. In spirit.
“It looks like you can now download the following TV shows through iTunes (in addition ...”
05
LOST Girls Gone Wild
“LOST Girls Gone Wild! It would seem that Ana Lucia and Libby were charged with drunk ...”
04
Wing of Bat, Skin of Mole
“Make Magazine points to some really interesting Moleskin notebook hacks. I'm not sure how ...”
Regurgitating an Interesting Article
“I am feeling much less sick now. Plus, I have enough chicken soup to ...”
03
02
01
Tea is the Answer
“Walking a half-mile to, and another half-mile from, lunch in 3°C weather can be quite ...”
Bowling Balls + Sledgehammers = FUN!
Nov
29
GOOD morning!
“There was something nice about this morning... the light rain coating soil and fallen leaves, ...”
27
26
Let them eat cake
“Being an adult means you can have cake for dinner. ”
24
23
Yoga weather
“Last night, yoga kicked my ass. Today is a yummy, sunny day. It is bright ...”
22
Games and Memories and Memories of Games
“AstraWare is a great UK company that makes a ton of what are considered "casual" ...”
20
Pinot Blue Ribbon
“Asked for: Pinot Noir Received: PBR ”
19
Barty Who? Doctor Crouch?
“Kim and I saw the new Harry Potter film last night. I did not ...”
... --- ...
“IN CHURCH BASEMENT STOP SETTING UP VENDING AT BELLYDANCE SHOW STOP SEND FOOD AND COFFEE ...”
18
Primes
“I just interviewed a guy who held the Guinness record for largest Sophie Germain Prime ...”
An old east ghost town
“The Thai place near work closed up a couple of weeks ago. The glass ...”
Photoblog
14
Weekend Fun
Further Sony hi(jack)inks
“Further Sony hi(jack)inks: As many of you have heard, several recent Sony CDs do some rather ...”
13
Circus Contraption
“Never before have I been to a concert in a dirty bar and seen so ...”
12
11
Thank you. Namaste. Good Luck.
“It looks like the website for The Hanso Foundation has been updated. The Life-Extension ...”
Notices!
“Note: If anyone wants to check out Euphoria, their 2 year anniversary is at 8pm ...”
Requiem for a Pie Fountain
“It seems that the guy who made Pi and Requiem for a Dream is finishing ...”
10
09
07
Amazon F' Up, Revisited
“The latest Amazon news is that not only did I receive the replacement order for ...”
Are the holes free, too?
“"Free WiFi and a maze of glory holes in the basement" ”
@Basement 4Kim
04
Not sure if I'm more or less comforted by the cameras
Anger at Amazon
“I think it is time for me to get angry. The camera I ordered ...”
01
Work and stuff
“It took me 30 minutes to get across Morrison Bridge, down Front/Natio, and to the ...”
New Camera On The Way
Oct
31
Monster Hash
“Overplayed Halloween song + Anti-Bush humor == The Monster Hash (2.8 MB, 3min) ”
30
Sir
“It always weirds me out when someone calls me "sir." ”
Zombie Baby Jesus
“Two nights ago was the East:Meets:West show, where Kim gave her first performance in a ...”
29
You must be 18 to purchase *tobacco* products
“The $10 I spent on lottery tickets during the $340M jackpot became $3 in winnings. ...”
27
Dinner!
“MMMmmm... gourmet cheeses, an expensive northwest wine, and tasty duck. Yummy!”
26
25
Meat!
“I broke the handle off of a steak knife... ...while cutting the cheese. Admittedly, I picked ...”
24
23
Helicopter Chase!
“It's times like this when I wished I lived in London. I missed out ...”
Good Morning!
20
Dreams With Nauseating Vertigo Are Fun!
“Strange dream: Kim and I were going to a concert in a big theater. ...”
18
The Dropkick Murphys at Kell's
“...an evening at Kell's, with The Dropkick Murphys drinking at the other side of the ...”
17
Port Fapping
“At work, I am doing the design for a feature called "Port Flapping." This, ...”
15
Are you now, or have you even been a 1s 440 KHz sine wave?
“We saw a great semi-documentary this evening called Good Night, and Good Luck about Edward ...”
14
The Lottery Deli
“At lunch, I walked past a place called "Grampy's Lottery Center/Deli." Yes, lottery was ...”
Hey Mister Pecker
13
"Faites chier la vache!"
“Quote of the day: "Chemical warfare of the middle ages consisted of catapulting plague-infected bodies ...”
12
Lost fanaticism + Apple fanaticism
“Sweet! You can now get Lost season 2 episodes on the iTunes music+video store! ...”
11
Windows Horizon
“Just in case you thought Windows XP Home, XP Professional, XP Server, and XP Advanced ...”
10
The city with the college that Steve Jobs dropped out of...
“It looks like we might be getting a fourth Apple Store, over on trendy-third and ...”
08
Dodgeball
“Has anyone else been having difficulty checking in with Dodgeball in the past couple of ...”
07
Google RSS Webulation Thinger
“The new Google RSS Reader is alright, but was really sluggish in the initial few ...”
06
The Hanso Foundation
“The Hanso Foundation”
04
"Today, we celebrate the first glorious anniversary of the Information Purification Directives"
“When I was a kid, I did not give it a second thought that He-Man's ...”
03
Safely delivers a shock only if needed!
“...because no home should be without a Home Defibrillator...?!”
Science Puns
“Leave it to Trader Joe's to base a product around a lame chemistry pun. ...”
01
That's a funny place for a canoe.
“One of the media snippets for Last Call is a movie in which someone gets ...”
Sep
30
Midnight! Last Call!
Move Any Mountain
“Yesterday, after finishing lunch at Wild Oats, I strolled down the candy and power-bar aisle. ...”
28
Broken "Windows"
“There is a not so recent article that does a great job of explaining why ...”
27
Stuffin' Ourselves with McMuffins
“Last night: Kim and I had plans to go out to dinner. After a long ...”
25
Long Island x 2
“Too many Long Island Ice Teas at the bellydance competition. Somebody in our lunch ...”
Double Crown Bellydance
“Here I sit, toward the end of the day at a bellydance competition. Everyone ...”
22
Crack
“Like crack, yes. Like crack. ...and if someone wants a good copy of what Walt ...”
21
Dubya
“Bumper sticker: We luv ya George Dubya ”
20
"He stopped throwing his knives as close to me. A woman can notice these things."
“Your CD has been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and ...”
17
Cantaloupes
“Cantaloupes are like geodes, only more soft. ”
16
15
iTunes 5
“iTunes 5 is a flaming piece of shit that routinely "forgets" my podcast subscriptions twice ...”
Rant and Videos
“It should would be cool if this LiveJournal client were able to magically query my ...”
Do you *see* any friggin' sasquatches?!
“Everyone is talking about the Bill Gates vs. Napoleon Dynamite thing, but the hilarious Utah ...”
14
Things I learned
“Today, I learned that not only is there a bible translated into Klingon, but that ...”
13
Eerie Zombie Dogs
“Every time the Diggnation podcast (and/or downloadable TV show) gets released, there is a reference ...”
11
"Anything plus radish equals radish"
“In the math world, you have things like identity functions and zero functions. Identity ...”
08
Update...
“I do not update this thing often enough. Recent events in life: Last night, I ...”
06
In Other Mother-Earth-Hates-Us News...
“Are we getting a new volcano? Nahhh... probably not for a while, plus it's ...”
Hi-speed Without Wires
“It looks like T-Mobile has EDGE up in Portland now. It also looks like ...”
05
A Potpourri Of Information
“Saturday started with a lot of cleaning and ended with some excellent food and company. ...”
Painting and BBQ, Without So Much Paint
“I am about to head out and do not have the time to type everything ...”
03
LOOK, MA! I'M A BLOGGER-SLASH-REPORTER! IT'S THE NEW MEDIA!
“When referring to the police appropriating items from Walmart, do you use the term "finding" ...”
Stuff
“I just spent $40 to fill up the tiny gas tank of a sportscar. I just ...”
02
Items From The Past Few Days
“Items From The Past Few Days: The Doors + Muh Nuh Muh Nun + Macarena ...”
Aug
31
The Holy Google Empire
“Well, that's odd. I got an email from a recruiter at Google just now ...”
30
Painting Party!
“Reposted here, in case I accidentally left anyone off of the email list: It's time for ...”
28
RingRingRingRingRingRingRingRing
The Robert Palmer Girls
“I just walked past about a dozen girls in long, tight black dresses, just standing ...”
27
"As the flames rose to her roman nose / and the iPod started to melt..."
“So where was everyone tonight? I met up with Feedle at The Basement for ...”
26
Slinging Paint
“Assuming it is okay with the out-of-town visitors (please chime in!), I do believe that ...”
22
Thank Yahoo, come again.
“Although Yahoo recently opened a call center that is local to Portland, the several calls ...”
20
Flim
“Links to two movie trailers, without comment from me. A Scanner Darkly Æeon Flux”
19
18
"Goodbye, my network buffer, forEVAR!"
“Today's rule #6 violation is: errata #11.”
16
Another Ebenezer Post
“Ebenezer has this habit. Nearly all the time, if you bend forward slightly near ...”
15
For those that think Ebenezer is ugly...
“For those that think Ebenezer is ugly, he is nothing compared to this. Be ...”
14
Tips of the Day
“A Summertime Poll Life Tip of the Day When at the coed afterparty for a girls-only party ...”
11
Work Stuff...
“Sad: Bluetooth dialup networking somehow caused my laptop to kernel panic just a second ago. ...”
10
Do not confuse "toga party" and "yoga party"
“ Last Night Last night was my first yoga class in about 3-4 years. It kicked ...”
02
The Mighty Mouse
“Apple's new mouse looks... kinda weird looking and has a stupid name. I'll probably ...”
Bosom
Jul
31
26
Let's leave stewardship of our bodies to the gub'ment. We trust the gub'ment to properly manage it,
“On the way to work, I drove past a large box-van with advertising on the ...”
23
Geek Fair
“For those that missed the Geek Fair last week, there is a video podcaster that ...”
22
dead opossum
“There is a dead opossum in the neighbor's front yard, collecting flies and ants. ...”
19
"This is your receipt for your husband... and this is my receipt for your receipt."
“I just had a very Tuttle/Buttle moment. I looked up to find a wasp ...”
Hot, Take 2
18
Hot
“It is a hundred degrees out and the power for half the each of our ...”
16
13
Documentation Review
“I am proof reading some documentation at work and keep running across --- lines deleted for ...”
Geekery
“It looks like this upcoming Saturday may be a day of geekery. Free Geek's 5th Annual ...”
12
Honey
“People put sugar in both coffee and tea. People put honey in tea. Can you put honey ...”
10
06
05
A less stressful car day
“Here I am, sitting in a coffee shop on Division, a block over from what, ...”
04
Portrait of a Suburban Male in America
“Today, on this hot and sunny fourth of July, a day on which an American ...”
01
Podcast Meetup
“Portland Podcasting meetup. Pretty cool, pretty productive. The usual suspects, the usual location. ...”
Jun
29
Today's "Community Chest" Card
“Creative accounting in your favor. Collect $3,500 from California. Accounting is just a big zero-sum game played ...”
28
The Catching of Pods
“The new iTunes podcast interface is really slick. It is a whole lot faster ...”
My "Community Chest" Card For The Day
“Accountant error! You owe the state government an additional $3,600. If anyone needs a recommendation for a ...”
26
Can't sleep. Cat will eat me.
“Today, Ebenezer is in the doghouse...err... cathouse...err... that's something different. So yesterday was a great day, ...”
22
Congrats to the bride and groom
“Last night was a Portland pub crawl that was thinly disguised as a celebration of ...”
21
Hot and Chicks
“It is currently so hot in the home office that the iMac G5, upon receiving ...”
20
...back to another week of bugfixing
“An interesting weekend, including: Bridgeport with Kim, drinking cask ale and discussing a number of deep ...”
17
Treo 650 ROM Updates
“For anyone with a Treo 650, I would highly recommend the 1.13 ROM update. ...”
15
Scifi television never works in the US
“Unlike the older Doctor Who stories where four or five "to be continued" episodes complete ...”
12
11
Roses, roses everywhere and not a drop of dew
“I just drove several miles down a major one-way street. The wrong direction. I guess ...”
09
"Easy to Swallow!"
“The senator in Taxi Driver: Palantine The senator in Star Wars: Palpatine Coincidence? I THINK NOT! It ...”
08
Rocket ships are shiny toys for infant civilizations
“In the past, I have seen birds run, full force, into a window. Until ...”
06
WWDC
“Apple to Use Intel Microprocessors Beginning in 2006”
Photo Overload!
Codes
05
Dreams Within Dreams
“Last night held a strange collection of dreams--in fact, it was mostly dreams about premonition ...”
04
My Predictions, in which I become an Apple pundit for a day
“Monday, at Apple’s World Wide Developer’s Conference, Apple is going to release *something*. They ...”
03
w0rk
“The problem with having a common library of code shared between desktop programmers and embedded ...”
02
joebrent's visit
“I think I can now tell you, with absolute certainty, how NOT to make fresh ...”
Diplomacy. -or- The Dot-Hack Tallywhacker.
“Today's breakage of Rule 6: spending a little extra time on diplomacy in the short-term ...”
May
31
Operation
“Operation Bake Chocolate Cake was a success. Operation Icing is on standby, pending thermal shifts in ...”
30
Cheese, Lyrics, Peeves
“I find that Saxon Shire cheese is quite the tasty treat. It is sort ...”
29
Mostly TV stuff...
“Mmmm... big, juicy heel blisters make walking fun and exciting! Going back to CitizenX's ...”
Yes, there really is such a thing as a deaf musical
“Every once in a while, it is nice to get dressed up and go to ...”
25
OS X Review
“There seems to be a lot of talk about the new features in OS X ...”
24
FIRE!FIRE!FIRE!
“I like working in a place where small electrical fires are not the exception, but ...”
22
A Little Logic Puzzle: Which Sentences Are True?
“Last night, we watched the new Star Wars movie. I watched the whole thing ...”
20
It's like the Skinny Puppy version of I Dream of Jeanie
“Last night was my first experience at seeing Gothic Bellydance. In a word: wow! ...”
128x128 Mouse Pointer
“Using the new Universal Access (a.k.a. Handicap) control panel settings to make your mouse huge, ...”
19
iGoogle
“This could be interesting and useful. A lot of people have Google as their ...”
18
Customer Replacement Unit
“The squeaky wheel gets the worm! Thanks, hensatc! I called, complained, complained, and ...”
Music Format Poll
“I realize that purchasing online music is not for everyone. Some people like having ...”
17
Apple Chipsets
“All of the Mac people, for years, have been saying that Apple should port OS ...”
Running Around At 7 o'clock, Searching For A Crescent Wrench Merchant
“Running Around At 7 o'clock, Searching For A Crescent Wrench Merchant - or - How I, With ...”
16
Applecare
“AT PRESENT, I AM QUITE UNHAPPY WITH MY APPLECARE SERVICE AND AM CONSIDERING JUST BUYING ...”
15
The Day
“Yesterday, Kim and I did a lot of work in her back yard--digging up and ...”
12
Dodgeball always sucked in elementary school but is quite nifty now
“Woo! I got a nice bonus today at work as well as a (rather ...”
11
Rasputina Show
“Yeay! Kim and I will be going to the Rasputina show later tonight! ...”
09
07
06
The Revolution Will Not Be Motorized
“The revolution will not be motorized (3m:53s, 3MB)”
05
Cinco De Mayo
“While I realize that in whiter-than-white Portland, it is not much more than an excuse ...”
04
Dual-Discs and DRM
“When you have a computer with a slot-loading CD/DVD drive, be sure to check for ...”
Apr
29
Podcasting Meetup
“The podcasting meetup last night was pretty big and fun. I'll have to write ...”
27
TOOC!
“My radishes are getting HUGE! ”
Eric's Travel Slides
“....back from Eric's. Entirely too much beer. Home made spicy chicken noodle soup. ...”
24
I like lists!
“I like lists! Highlights of the past week-or-so: At work, we finally shipped out our ...”
Dirty Sanchez, The Drink
“AT A JAZZ CLUB OFFERING A DRINK CALLED "DIRTY A. SANCHEZ." ”
23
21
Googlisms for Portland
“Stealing a meme from bruisedhips, who stole it from gynocide... I will break the ...”
"IN A WORLD..."
“The Hitchhiker's Guide has some useful information about movie trailers.”
18
17
Carmel Sutra
“Yesterday, at the coffee shop I was in, I was the only one without a ...”
16
Green Plastic Watering Can
“In Kim's basement is the first time I have seen "duck" tape actually used to ...”
Work Ick
“I2C and ioctl kernel drivers eat my brains. ”
14
PWNED!
“Working in a hardware lab means I get to do fun stuff like occasionally wear ...”
13
Podcatchers
“Dear Internet, Please provide me with a podcasting client that actually works. iPodder Lemon is ...”
10
As seen in Brian's life
“Things seen today: - Wagon with one wheel next to large wooden "FREE" sign. - Old, balding, ...”
Podcast reviews!
“Podcasts I have been listening to for a while, but did not yet get mentioned ...”
09
Laptopless
“I am presently without laptop. Overall, it is no big deal, but I keep ...”
08
06
Podcast Subscriptions
A Satellite Tour of Portland
“After Mendel's post pointing to satellite images of various nifty things, I thought I would ...”
Mar
31
29
Ow.
“Based on the number of times I have had to use the restroom last night ...”
28
Recent finds in Podcasting...
“Recent finds in Podcasting... The Seanachai, http://goodwordsrightorder.com/ - Remember Joe Frank? This is sort of ...”
Two Dreams...
“Two dreams from last night... Kim and I were at a mall. It was your ...”
25
24
"If we're lucky..."
“I just had a rather disturbing dream in which--well, I was dead. I had ...”
23
A journal entry in which we take an unintended stroll down memory avenue
“I hope the new NIN single is a dance remix and not the actual song. It ...”
22
21
"slicing up eyeballs / I want you to know"
“Yesterday, we went to a lecture at the museum about the Pre-Raphaelite movement. It ...”
19
The Night Clerk of DOOOOOM!
“The Other Lodgers, Ambrose Bierce, 1890, 4m48s”
18
Pick Sures
eXXXtreme
“Oh, man. If only we had this in Portland... http://www.extremecroquet.com/ Rules Hit the Beer 1. Roqueting another player's ...”
17
This has been composing itself in my head for a week
“Saturday morning, I woke up in a tub of cold water. Little did I ...”
12
Overheard tonight
“"Gin and hair tonic." ”
Quail
“"Quail, while tasty -- especially wrapped in bacon -- is entirely too small." ”
11
SF2
“So here I am, relaxing with a delicious sandwich in a nice little deli. ...”
09
Good thing I parked in the garage
“I just got a call from feedle telling me that Mt. St. Helens just exploded. ...”
08
SF
“San Francisco, Bitches! We are sitting in the terminal, sipping gin and juice. Or, ...”
07
04
Numbers Stations Are Spooky
“Last night, we had some tasty Indian food. It was Kim's first time at ...”
03
02
Feb
28
25
22
Sociability + Alcohol + Technology == Fun
“There will be an adventure in beercasting (what's beercasting?) tonight. This is a good ...”
21
18
Four word subject line
“ This is four words. Kim: best girlfriend ever! "Lost" party tomorrow night. It's at my house. Study up before arriving. (Watch episodes through 14.) Make magazine arrived today. Cats shouldn't imbibe diffuser. Shrimp tasted slightly funny. Penn & Teller rock. Today was really long. Must hit bed soon. ”
"You got a real perty mouth"
“Lunch today was a game of roulette. Maybe we would find someplace good, maybe ...”
17
Randomness
“Much like the Earl Grey last week, today I reaffirmed that Chai Tea tastes like ...”
15
SecretDNA
“Now that the puzzle trail has been announced and completed, I figured it would be ...”
14
"Be the first person to review this item!"
Lunchtime Poll
“See the previous post for the context. It looks like LJ will only let ...”
Brok3n
“Things that were broken or otherwise not in peak condition this weekend in chronological order: My ...”
Photos
13
We're walking; we're walking....
“Last night, I walked. And walked. And walked. Last night, I walked ...”
11
Podcasts
“So, I bet you were wondering to yourself, what ever happened to MTV Vee-Jay Adam ...”
08
An open letter to yo' motha'
“Dear Spammers: I have no desire to increase the length or circumference of my penis, ...”
06
No home should be without the schizophrenicscope
“Last night's strange dream: I was basically stuck in something like that Michael Douglas movie: ...”
Yo! Squared!
“First off: I know I promised a DVD containing all of the episodes of LOST ...”
04
According to Eric...
“From what I have been told, the girl across the bar has the nickname "Siouxsie ...”
01
iPhoto books are cool
“The smaller of the two books I ordered from Apple through iPhoto arrived today. ...”
Jan
31
Dead. Lines.
“Three days to ship a product... a product that does not even function well ...”
30
Tim Depp and Johnny Burton
“Are Tim Burton and Johnny Depp joined at the hip now? They are coming ...”
28
Hmmm...
“...and, in The Basement, they are playing the same Sex Pistols song. ”
27
Belsen was a gas, I heard the other day
“On the way to work, Morning Edition had a bunch of stuff on the Holocaust ...”
26
Lens cap!
“Sky Captain just came out on DVD today, and it is a friggin' awesome film! ...”
25
A funny thing happened to me on the way to the factory
“On the way to work this morning, I had a strange experience. Some car ...”
23
MiniMac
“Ich bin ein jellyfish. My massage was this morning. That was 90 minutes well spent. ...”
21
Question!
“Here is a question for the ...what?...2?...3?... people on my friends list who work at ...”
Hawthorne Riot?
“There would appear to be about 10 riot police on the Hawthorne Bridge. ”
19
Mac Mini Upgrades
“For those that were wondering about the upgradability of the Mac Mini, it looks like ...”
18
17
A note from the brain damage department...
“They are using too much flux in the next room. I can just smell ...”
Sick, Ice, Lost
12
Mini Shipping
“Ummm...what? My Mac Mini was supposed to be here by the 22nd (with overnight ...”
Don't eat the peppermint
“"Peppermint sticks dipped in chocolate--like little used rectal thermometers." - Me @ The Basement”
11
Jobs Does It Again
“I just bought a Mac Mini and the S-Video dongle to plug it into the ...”
All Your Reality Are Belong To Alternate
“I just had the strangest dream. In it, there was a guy. He ...”
10
09
Plate of Ice-9, Ice-9 Plate
“Poll #31337 Open to: All, results viewable to: All Place answers in the comments section 1. That electronic ...”
06
Randomness
“"Is that the second season of Dead Like Me in your pocket, or are you ...”
05
03
"That's very Zen of you. You must smoke pot."
“"Bad people are punished by society's laws. Good people are punished by Murphy's law." I ...”
02