Last night, Ebenezer stole Kate's keys and ran across the house with them. I am not sure if he liked the shiny and jangily nature of the newfound toy, or if he did not want Kate to leave.
“I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I'll put strychnine in the guacamole.” Props to Trader Joes for being public about their recalls, but boy have they been having issues recently. First the mable syrup, and now this. Good thing I have not yet opened the container I got earlier in the week.
This upcoming electric bill is going to suck mightily, for it will include: (1) leaving an electric burner on overnight (2) leaving the fan in the downstairs bathroom on for at least a day, probably more like three days.
I'm learning all about the “Discovery” phase of law suits today! It's funny to hear the CEO using terms such as F.U.D.