2003 Archives Vacation Update Blah… Explodey Head, Hurty Throat Appear-ance Loathing In The OC “How do we work when the servers are burning?” Supposedly, it is normal for a cat owner to be neurotic Not an itinerary, just a checklist “Can’t sleep. Clowns will eat me.” Power to the People! “We get signal!” “Be Back Before Dawn” Kittens and Cameraphones Who wants to give me VC for an amazing post-dot-com money making idea??? Meetings and Vacations and Pictures, Oh My! News From Around My Mind the meat of the giant black centipede A Rude Awakening I’ll have the Moons Over My Hammy Kitten Spit Warning: Rant Greetings From Dimension Obvious I’m not done and I won’t be ’till my head falls off “Et tu, Scratch?” It’s over! It’s finally over! Oh, letters! We’ve got letters! Snow wmap v2.0 Let’s play email pachinko! I’m a Law Thing! Phone Post: Bullet Points Spoiler-Free Matrix Slamming Invasion of the iPod People! In 3-D! “It’s true you don’t see many dwarf women. In fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are mistaken for dwarf men.” “It’s the beards.” Slow Rain I want to go back to bed, but that only makes it worse It’s probably not what you think More Smores Power dump of lots of little things… There’s a fish in the percolator The Further Antics of Diebold Of Fast Food And Cats Crushing Is The Answer Halloween Costumes For All Fire!Fire!Fire! Pushing Is The Answer Stats are fun! All Your Bandwidth Are Belong To The Matrix You broke the game. Go home. 10 is for everything Kidding On The Square Invalid Username/Password Ad Nauseum… Rock the Vote, Rock the Boat, Block the Vote, Unlock the Vote “This sentence is a meme, please copy it for yourself then remove a word of your choice and insert a new aardvark of your choosing.” The Kittens Are Not Polydactyl Miss-Kitty-Fantastico Dream Police Inside: Free Amulet To Protect You From Falling Meteorites We do not gnaw on our kitty Kitty Gnus Without Saying Greppuccino “I’ve got The Precious! I’ve got The Precious!” This Subject Has Contains Two Verbs “Make The Robot Fuck Something” “Read A Book” HR: Can’t Live With Them, Can’t Live Without LJRandText v1.1 It Came From The Great Lakes Finding a Needle in a Pornstack Verisign’s Wildcard Curiouser and curiouser… D-Land Accident Playing Atari Adventure “A method or apparatus to enhance the probability of not getting a ticket” “A new video card is 1.5 times as desirable as a baby” Notes from the underground Walkthrough 2 Freevo and Porn Can’t sleep clowns will eat me…or at least can’t sleep for some reason It is billed as a comedy, but it will end up being horror LJRandText Low Blows From AOL To LJ “Put Some South In Yo Mouth!!!” Weapons of Mass Storage My SPOON is too SMALL Weird Al was on NPR this morning. Does he count as a psychopath? Zydeco Say Cheese “I’m sorry, we are fresh out of Waldorfs” Too Hot To Hoot.tooH oT toH ooT Elvis needs boats. Elvis needs boats. Wanker’s Corner Take a Virtual Tour Helloooo Oregon WakeyWakey Maintaining Radio Silence Really, I do not have a shredder problem I killed the paper shredder Hello. My name is Monkey. I am Jack’s work-related, preconditioned, emotional confusion Plumper Lips Runcible Spoon An apparatus or device for wirelessly choking on a box of cocks As little Billy awoke one morning, he found himself changed into some monstrous kind of vermin I bestow my headache unto you with this annoying user icon JD Kids, do not try this at home (Repost) Distributed Garage Sale Music Mavericks Guinness–it’s not just for breakfast! “I guess it’s about time for our William Tell routine” Yes, but is it potable? Spoken word/Broken word, pə-tā’-tō/pə-tä’-tō, binary/boolean If it pleases the court… …in which we discover everyone wants to think they know majick Everyone loves the Harlem Globetrotters! Kaboom Raider Caution: Guillotine Ahead “SCO sued me, and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt” Play that funky bean can, white boy Kelpe “It’s like a helium Nazi war machine” Czech Out The Caboose On That Government Watch out for the face-biting old lady in the wheelchair Smarterer Child Can we get a house with beef siding? Where in your bunghole is Carmen Sandiego? THERE’S JUST ONE PLACE TO GO FOR ALL YOUR SPATULA NEEDS! west…wait, east…west. God I sound like a fucking psycho. “Be Excellet To Each Other” Trimming the Org Chart Subject: important The Matrix Has You(r Hard-Earned Cash) Quantity Surveying Sheep When does Cloud Nine run through some of the ninety-six defibulators of endurance? FapFapFap Staples League of Extraordinary Gentlemen According to the Apple, David Bowie is “Rock” and not “Alternative” or both. Random Patterns Ancient Chinese Proverb: when stealing internet, use SSL and SSH They fixed up the corner store/Like it was a nightclub Bill Gates’ Thumb Friends Musique Non-Stop, Techno-Pop Don’t believe his lies, he is the one, kill him. In unrelated news, I discovered the source of the odor I am Jack’s Integrated Development Environment L’hippo a pique’ ses pantalons. (The hippo stole his pants.) Mac Rumors “Happy Keister!” “Yoga With Junkies” dot com I AM OPPRESSED BY GRAVITY! “If you run, you’ll go to jail tired” “Based everything belongs to us, it is.” Lappy Top Who the fuck am *I* to say fuck to all these other fucking things? Blackout Hybrid Radiohead Flute Leapin’ Lizards! Hybrid American Beauty Man’s Friend, Blonde Mullet Wrestler Man Very good, Mr. Wooster Text messaging from Portland Blowin’ Shit Up Would you smell my button-hole? History erased via substitution of an identical object The other day I… uh, no, that wasn’t me Covet Thy Neighbor’s Anagrams Summer in the wintertime pool of ice cream It thought my sea-monkeys were crayfish at first Comedy is… Tabs and Books But What Is The ISBN Number?! Warning: Rant! All Jedi had was a bunch of muppets. segfault, core dumped Notes from throughout the day, digest I need to start paying more attention Someone in a club tonight has stolen my ideas More SoulSeek Information SoulSeek Outage News(?) Attention all Officers I didn’t set the fire. I may have swiped that foot, though. Did I mention how much I love Redhat packages? No? That is because they blow. Cheerleading Death Squads Shuttle List Atilla The Nun! Verne Troyer Emulator, Anyone? What’s in yer bag? I wonder if it is going to be rated Aaarrrrrrr, matey? I love the smell of napalm coffee in the morning Lavender Coffee Garlic Coffee A pox upon ~/ B2B eCom WSF (With a Side of Fries) Rights and Freedoms and Stuph Christmas All Over Again I almost ran into a Christmas tree GeoURL Share this:FacebookTwitterReddit
