News Year Revolution
“I hate online quizzes/tests/which __ am I thingeys. I only mention this one (which ...”
Who killed Laura Palmer?
“Dianne, 9:50pm. Why can't I have precognitive dreams involving dancing dwarves and giants doling ...”
Here we are now, entertain us
“Midgets are cool!”
Crazy RISKS Story
“So, at work, we have this really cool pair of doors. Our office has ...”
3 posts in a row. Ick.
“So, last Christmas, I downloaded Martin Atkins' Industrial Christmas Carol from eMusic. (He also ...”
I'm dreaming of a white noise christmas
“I want to post pictures of BurningSkyz in my Livejournal, too! ”
This one time? At concentration camp?
“Do you know what really annoys me? When you are waiting in line at ...”
“Do you REALIZE how LONG it TAKES to "make dep" a Linux kernel on a ...”
“Having another sandwich with homemade bread, cheese, horseradish, and SPAM brand Turkey. Why does ...”
“Okay, so there's this thing called Java--not the coffee, but the programming language. It's ...”
Everybody Likes Circus Freaks
“While procrastinating the writing of a computer security paper, I ran across a site full ...”
“I'm not sure I like the sound coming from my DSL firewall machine. It ...”
Dead ant...dead ant...deadAntDeadAntDeadAnt
“I have a PILE of DEAD, frozen ANTS in my FREEZER. You see, ants ...”
“I have discovered that when you are driving home from the coffee shop with coffee ...”
Parody of a parody of a parody of a parody of a parody...
“Just recently, I awoke from a dream. In the world of this dream, there ...”
“So, I went and got myself a copy of JBuilder the other day (mostly to ...”
"Alas," said the cat, and ate it up.
“Why is it that the gub'ment can repeal and/or change a few amendments without a ...”
“Today, I noticed something. I noticed that the crappy easy listening music they play ...”
I don't want to be here
“Deliver me from ancient Cobol program maintenance.”
Fun Work Stuff
“Fun stuff from work today... I may get to lean Cobol The 12 volt hub on ...”
Another Journal Entry from the Palm...
“Another Journal Entry from the Palm... (darn, it's hard to type long bits of text ...”
Collect All 90!
“Is it me, or does it seem excessive to have baseball cards depicting Operation Enduring ...”
Scary work crap...
“Today, the battle-axe lady and the tech-guy-president are at work with one of their kids. ...”
Elevator Fall Down And Go Boom
“I find it very refreshing and exiting to have noticed that the permits for every ...”
World's Greatest LIAR!
“I was driving home from work today, after a long day of undocumented accounting software. ...”
“Propaganda is funny.”
No "Very Merry Unbirthday" For Me
“Happy birthday! Your present? A new bill. Everything you do as a ...”
“I did all sorts of fun stuff at work today, including: Trying to install Java on ...”
“So, everyone has that stupid little joke question thing: What would chairs look like if ...”
Screaming, grinding in my ears
“This morning, there was a ladybug on my windshield. It clung tight all the ...”
“Today's Research & Development has determined that the "President's Choice" store brand 5-Cheese Pasta Sauce ...”
Blah, blah, blah, news
“It seems to be to be absolutely silly for the news services to be using ...”
The Barn Door
“It seems to me that we are constantly playing the "catch up" game--constantly closing the ...”
“I really dislike it at this job. I really want Blizzard to call me...they ...”
“1) Python really likes whitespace to be properly formatted. Hopefully that will come across ...”
“So, last night I wrote a little Python script to grab a random entry from ...”
“Okay, everyone is going to hate me. The next muzak recommendation is "I Started ...”
“So, I started a job on Monday. On Tuesday, I was inches away from ...”
“Now, let's see a similar scenario, only with Anthrax. Hello, Cap'n Tripps.”
“Good thing they don't have their hands on smallpox...yet...”
“Another muzak recommendation... Godhead's cover of The Beatles' Eleanor Rigby. That is ...”
Muzique, Non Stop
“Everyone needs to download and listen to the song "Haunted House (Disneyland Mix)" by the ...”
“Did I ever mention how much I hate pawns? No? Well, I hate ...”
What I Learned Today
“Today, I learned: "Secret" security clearances are really expensive, but companies usually sponsor you and pay ...”
“And this one time? I discovered? That everyone has a LiveJournal? And ...”
“I just had an old fact return to my head. It seems that with ...”
Pen and Sword, in Accord
“We were told a couple of weeks ago that the terrorists are not smart or ...”
“The final episode of The Prisoner is like a Kafka trial on crack with a ...”
Moral Dilemmas Abound
“So, I am sitting here watching Gattaca and thinking. Is this what the world ...”
It's the end of the world, as we know it
“Yeah, so I guess Jihad has been/is going to be declared against the US. ...”
Audio Galaxy kicks ass!
“Did I ever mention how cool Audio Galaxy is? I have music before it ...”
Nothing new to report
“Nothing new to report. New York and Washington are still "blowed up." I ...”
“Let's say you are big and strong. Let's say that there is a little ...”
Bombs and Airplanes and Bears, Oh My!
“On the one hand, I have to admire the terrorists. I am in the ...”
Watching the plane crashes on repeat
“I am sitting at home, watching all of the intentional plane crashes in the news--and ...”
God Save Our Queen
“I just now realized that Gandhi took full advantage of the "14% synchronous subversion factor" ...”
A little story, complete with typos
“Memento Mori by Jonathan Nolan "What like a bullet can undeceive!" -Herman ...”
...and the little-ist giant's heart was filled with BLOOD!
“If you are going to issue: shutdown -h now at a ...”
“For now, this little rant will be completely private. I'm glad that LiveJournal ...”
The Experiment Was A Success
“I just got finished boiling some premade ravioli squares. As I drained off the ...”
crackers and cheese and everything overseas
“I want a red suit and top hat like Hary Zidler wore in Moulin Rouge. ...”
Guess who gets the MORON prize wedged up his ass today?!?!?!
“So my life with gadgets and gizmos has been pretty crappy these last few weeks. ...”
Way to go, Handspring
“I have this organizer/phone that consists of a really nifty organizer with a phone plugged ...”
Can't sleep; clowns will eat me
“Can't sleep; clowns will eat me... Actually, no. I just can't sleep. ...”
Get out your dream dictionary
“This is being written while watching Good Will Hunting. Why? Why not. ...”
I have no job
“I have no job. I have no prospect of a job, no callbacks, no ...”
“ Brian Enigma (voiceover): Why the hell am I doing this? Writing is ...”