2002 Archives An Objective-C Rant “We’re gettin’ the band back together” “It’s not raining, my ninja monkey is actually pelting you with poo” Generation X-Mas Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good plight. Pipsquack “I’m dying, Ferris.” “You’re not dying, you just can’t think of anything good to do.” “You’ve taken everyone else’s cheese.” All walk and no car make Brian something-something Bibbidy Bobbity Poo Pushing is the answer Gold Box My Kingdom For A … Nunnery! Nobody Knows The Words To Bonanza Late Morning Adventures Tora Tora Watermelon Friends don’t let friends use Microsoft 4 gigs down, 76 to go… 0d 2h 34m Remaining OS X Suggestions? A Thanksgiving Prayer Jumping Bean Capsules, But Not I hanker for a hunk o’ cheese Is that his real name? SPAM in the place where you are/Ham and pork “I got yer flavor” ROCK THE VOTE…or something… Evil Time for a lunchtime poll I just put my money where my mouth is All wet and no internet make Brian something-something 7 days Ashes to ashes, we all fall down Here comes a candle to light you to bed/Here comes a chopper to chop off your head War is Peace Yawn… Otter-Monkeys Referental integrity must be enforced Pumpkins! We control the horizontal and vertical. We control the digital. Bring me my ranch dressing hose! Cue Dream Sequence My toilet runeth over! Presidential Zombies “Becky, just look at that girl’s butt. She must be one of those rap guys’ girlfriends.” Wheat Grass Sinatra was swinging/All the drunks they were singing “I was cured all right.” –Alex File Sharing Madness! Random Stuff All we ever wanted was everything/All we ever got was cold We’re painting the roses red Do not use the blue keys on this terminal Phat Profits Copying…still copying…still copying…still copying… Flying Dreams Sugar Frosted Brain Flakes Metamucil headphones, oh yeah. “Initiative comes to thems that wait.” Everyone goes to the freak show to laugh at the freaks and the geeks “I can’t eat sprayable cheese since that performance art.” -Steve Sea Monkeys “Dental Ass-Reaming In Your Favor!” You say people gonna die? Go to level 8, go directly to level 8, do not pass go, do not collect 200 coins I’M SCOTT EVIL! Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle Keep Out Of Children Wrenches, books, and dreams Seaweed Windows WET SEAWEED I could make an entire movie using stock footage! Now this is the point. You fancy me mad. Madmen know nothing. Anyone Have Any Good Job Leads? Hey, Hey, We’re the Monkees! It’s like a ghost town Unabridged Excerpts Shuddup, Sevis Sugar and Spice and Curried Rice Ant Grossout The Cyberpunk Present Peep show, creep shop Garlic Farts Moving and Cleaning Crapaccino for my Bunghole 7 schools in 7 states and the only thing different is my locker combination Chatting with American Beauty Guy All the good domain names have been taken MobileLJ becomes official American Beauty Guy Pretend I wrote a really good journal entry here I get to move my cubicle again Weird Al at the fair Effect Without a Cause ?!?!?!! Blah… The greatest thing you’ll ever learn… Beanbag Sofa [pic] Rather Have a Root Canal OUCH! Two Turntables and a Microphone TPS Report too many DVDs Down in the park with a friend called five D-Land FIRE!FIRE! AudioGalaxy is no longer a file sharing service When Harry Got Mail in Seattle In New York, the cashiers wear latex gloves Meet’n’Greet Powering Down Do you feel the pain? The Great Certivo Move Office Spacial Relationships Lowry! Sam Lowry! HAS ANYONE SEEN SAM LOWRY!?!! Did I do that? Oopsie. Hey Joe, what do you know? Office Ranting Ketchup Soy Bean; Wheat Flour; Alcoholic Cont: Less Than 1%; Amino Acid “I Got Algorithm” Just because you’re not paranoid, it doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you… Calvin peeing on Calvin peeing on Calvin peeing on… Health is all I’m asking for / Love is all I need Naked Chicken Pho’ 79 Geek Alert! Geek Alert! I don’t beat clocks, just people. Wanna try me? G is for grep, a clever detective What was your role in all this? The bass player? Winner! Kriss Kross Why is there a watermellon there? Helicopters a mess on my hands and at my feet LaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaIAmNotListeningToYouLaLaLaLa refined red wine is divine by the Rhine Magi Ex Machina “There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler’s mind” Hoopfully Flangle Me With Crinkly Bingled Worms Nekkid Lunch Mint Balls and Bocce Julep Randomness Last last night and the night before, Tommyknocker, Tommyknocker knocking at my door Gluons have eight possible color states He-Man Icon Ahhhh…. I was born in a world that’s ending “Did you know him?” Wine, American Pie, Korean BBQ Oh, look, there’s a rape machine/I’d go outside if it looks the other way BlahBlahBlah “Still dark outside the window/F’ing alarm clock, start the day in fear” Eels, Java, Crab P.S. You Rock My World Go ‘nigma! Go ‘nigma! It’s your birthday! It’s your birthday! CHICKENS are made from MILK PantaL0000000NZ! Veggie Overload! Alfred Hitchcock on a Harley! I like cheese An errant .jar file can steal hours of sanity Cereal and half-and-half o/~ What I Like About Knotts… o/~ A big American flag printed on the ass Under The Sea Crazy, Confusing Email Du-Jour Yarrgh… We fell like Greeks, we feel like Romans/Centaurs and monkeys just cluster ’round us A link to your website has been placed on the Apple Sales Web Coffee! Stupid White Men Joe Frank Guilty by Design Clothespins Are To Be Closed FIRE! FIREFIREFIREFIRE! Moody 🙂 Negative Zero Go figure… blipverts There is no such thing as right and wrong, there’s just popular opinion. Crazy Taxi We’re in a truck! Radio Free Albemuth Norton AntiVirASS LJ Paid Account The Dead Man’s Float Beat My Guest Wave at the particles as they pass, children! I need FUZZY LOGIC to cook my RICE! Fertilla The Dancing Womb, Flapping Her Fallopian Tubes Random Microcenter is cool! I thought it said kiss the COOK I thought it said: Kiss the COOK I coo; you coo; we all coo for haiku Pipsquack Food and Such Give a hoot, read a book! Stuph What’s a year, anyway? Share this:FacebookTwitterReddit
