I want a miniature seeing-eye horse.
The Precious has tapeworms (I even saw the tail end of one sticking out of her butt and wiggling at me, which was pretty gross and probably too much information). I got a prescription filled for her today. Two pills. Eighty dollars. You do the math.
The most unusual illustration I have seen all day is a drawing of a fairy/angel/child riding a lobster. The child looks like a typical artistic rendition of the style you typically see these things in: slightly cartoony, slightly other-worldly. The lobster, on the other hand, is a very realistic looking specimen. The two together just look so wrong as to have flipped past wrong and back around to right again.