When it is early Friday morning, you have no milk, it is really hot outside, and your choices are:
(a) drink your coffee black
(b) drink it with non-dairy creamer
(c) walk through the bright, sunny heat to the deli to get more milk
Do not try the unwritten choice: (d) experiment with using vegetable broth as creamer. Salty coffee is just not right.
Does anyone know what the hell toy I am talking about??? (Scroll down in the thread for a drawing.)