I forgot to mention this the other day, but I had to run down to Staples over the weekend to get a new label maker tape cartridge. On the trip, I ran into an old friend/acquaintance. He was working there. In fact, he was getting fired from there. Diedrich crew: can you guess who!
He took it as a second job because the primary job was not paying enough.
They made him take off his pocketwatch and chain because of the Staples dress code.
They made him cut his hair because of the dress code, but he only cut it down to shoulder length.
They were firing him over the revised length of his hair because he was not going to cut it shorter.