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ON PDA STOP COUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY ON PARENTS' SOFA STOP FORCED TO WATCH REPUBLICAN CABLE NEWS STATIONS STOP REMIX OF FISCHERSPOONER TUNE USED IN HUMMER COMMERCIAL STOP SOMEBODY KILL ME FULL-STOP