
A review of a fairly popular computer accessory — the kitten
“Few computer hardware retailers also sell kittens. If you find one that does, you may actually just be having a weird dream. Check for flying monkeys.”
“NOTE: Kittens do not have any computer-compatible ports. Don't try to plug anything into them. I'm serious.”
I like the comparison of active vs. passive mode and the feature matrix that compares kittens to puppies, babies, and a new video card.