“A new video card is 1.5 times as desirable as a baby”

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A review of a fairly popular computer accessory — the kitten

“Few computer hardware retailers also sell kittens. If you find one that does, you may actually just be having a weird dream. Check for flying monkeys.”

“NOTE: Kittens do not have any computer-compatible ports. Don't try to plug anything into them. I'm serious.”

I like the comparison of active vs. passive mode and the feature matrix that compares kittens to puppies, babies, and a new video card.

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