All the good domain names have been taken

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I just read a Salon Article that had a link to a website offering a search of deleted domains. According to the article, things like BuyClamsOnline.com, IAmCarbonatedMilk.com, FreeRoofTile.com, Free-Bills.com, AssAssAssAss.com, VacationHo.com, BaconSaver.com, and CheesePile.com have all expired and are ready to be repurchased.

I decided to do a little research and came up with the following. Keep in mind these are all domain names that someone thought was a good idea to register at one time, but ended up discarding.

CheeseNinja.com — I like cheese, maybe this can be a sister site of NetNinja?
MyBabyNinja.com — Ummm…yeah…
NastyNinjaGirls.com — The content practically writes itself! I could make a fortune!
NinjaCo.com –I can go into business!
NinjaDance.com — This could be the new HamsterDance craze!
NinjaChub.com — No comment
NinjaFactory.com — I could churn them out, assembly-line style!
NinjaPimp.com — All I need is a furry purple hat with a feather.
NinjaPenguin.com — Go Linux!
NinjaUnderground.com — To keep it from falling into the wrong hands, I take my work underground.
NinjaVibrator.com — Ummmm…
SecretNinjaSociety.com — We'll even have a secret handshake!
YouForgotIWasANinja.com — The name says it all
CyberWarriorsOnline.com — Let's attach the prefix “Cyber” to everything!
GeekWarrior.com — I fight for YOU!
BowlOfCheese.com — Mmmm…
CantStealThisCheese.com — But I can cut it.
CheeseAndPickles.com — Is this a gourmet treat somewhere?
CheeseGravy.com — I'll put this on my turkey.
CheeseMyBaby.com — You can have your money and your mojo, I just wanna cheese your baby!
GodOfCheese.com — All bow before me!
HunkaCheese.com — I'm hankering for one. Look! Wagon wheels!
NakedCheese.com — Yeah, I took off the wrapper.
ProjectCheese.com — This will be my next secret project.
SmellMyCheese.com — No, thanks.
MisterCheese.net — That can be my new name!
VegemiteOnToast.com — This one is for BC.
CookieMonkey.com — Like Cookie Monster, only different.
RetardedMonkey.com — It gets to ride the short bus.
BeTheMonkey.com — BE the monkey!
BurningMonkey.com — What's that smell?
ManyManyMonkeys.com — A whole barrel of 'em!
SpaceMonkeyMafia.com — I wanna makes youse an offer

I am kind of attached to the assortment of NinjaCoder, NinjaCoders, and various synonyms that are available, though. CheeseMyBaby still confuses me…

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