After further discussion, it seems like the following scenario is bound to happen. I will start to behave in a cynical, annoying, “I just don’t care” way at work over the next week. I will then take a week vacation. I will return to the space of the office with a happy mindset, but that mellow will be harshed by office spacery. I will become even more annoyed, cynical, and uncaring. This will somehow get me offered a promotion, as seen in Office Space. I will laugh in the little Simpsons “Ha Ha” voice and run away to New York leaving my friends to deal with things until they decide they have had enough and quit.