I got to work today and discovered a flyer on my desk. It is from the Harvest Crusaide people (you know: the God-fest in Angel Stadium or Dodger Stadium or Edison Field or whatever it is called now). My guess is that it came from God Lady, the salesperson who got us the government contract, who has a white denim jacket with a big American flag on the back, who is always wearing a flag pin, the one with multiple flags on her American made car, etc. My favorite quote from the flyer is: “Everybody will die. The statistics on death are quite impressive: One out of every one person will die.”
My Sea-Monkeys are slowly growing. Pretty soon, I will have a little Sea-ciety with Sea-Women and Sea-… G'night folks.