Today, during one of my rare free moments at work, I decided to head on over to the local Diedrich’s with the gang. Once there, I noticed something–or rather someone — that struck me as rather odd. There was a girl, waiting in line, wearing jeans with a big American flag printed on the ass. Yes, an American flag. Yes, on the “butt-ox.”
Yes, America! I salute you by sitting on your flag! CORNHOLIO! RRREEEHEHHEHEEHRHEHEHEHEERRRR! NEED U.S. SYMBOL FOR MY BUNGHOLE! Yes, America–if I happen to eat a meal of “beans, beans, the music fruit, I will sing your praise, right out of my ass and onto your flag!