Ow.

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2005/03/Based on the number of times I have had to use the restroom last night and this morning and based on … Continue reading Ow.

Sick, Ice, Lost

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2005/01/First off, I have to put in my token complaint about the LiveJournal servers being down. While everyone else's journals were … Continue reading Sick, Ice, Lost

Bisquick Bisquick Bisquick Bisquick Pancake Pancake Pancake Pancake WAFFLE

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2004/11/This weekend: Kim and I were sick monkeys. I slept for something like 13 or 14 hours Saturday night and was … Continue reading Bisquick Bisquick Bisquick Bisquick Pancake Pancake Pancake Pancake WAFFLE

Blah…

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2003/12/Worst. Christmas. Ever. Yeah, so for those that have not seen me since I arrived, there is a good reason for … Continue reading Blah…

Explodey Head, Hurty Throat

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2003/12/ON PDA STOP COUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY ON PARENTS' SOFA STOP FORCED TO WATCH REPUBLICAN CABLE NEWS STATIONS STOP REMIX OF FISCHERSPOONER TUNE … Continue reading Explodey Head, Hurty Throat

I bestow my headache unto you with this annoying user icon

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2003/07/I have been sick since Thursday night. After the second Lynchburg Lemonade, the sneezes and tickle in my throat–which I thought … Continue reading I bestow my headache unto you with this annoying user icon

THERE’S JUST ONE PLACE TO GO FOR ALL YOUR SPATULA NEEDS!

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2003/05/In case you have not seen, http://www.livejournal.com/setscheme.bml is an interesting way to change the look of those “default” LiveJournal pages (like … Continue reading THERE’S JUST ONE PLACE TO GO FOR ALL YOUR SPATULA NEEDS!

“It’s not raining, my ninja monkey is actually pelting you with poo”

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2002/12/For those that care (well, basically, that would be only me), I updated the layout of my journal to more closely … Continue reading “It’s not raining, my ninja monkey is actually pelting you with poo”

“I’m dying, Ferris.” “You’re not dying, you just can’t think of anything good to do.”

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2002/12/When Cameron was in Egypt's land…Let my Cameron go! It is only 8. I should be climbing out of bed with … Continue reading “I’m dying, Ferris.” “You’re not dying, you just can’t think of anything good to do.”

Gold Box

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2002/12/I am always amazed and confused by Amazon and their “Gold Box.” For those not familiar with the ubiquitous golden chest … Continue reading Gold Box