Items!

Clothes! The other day, Substitute twittered “Internet + consistent sizing = jeans by mail. Yay.” Usually I buy my pants from the internet (zip-off BDUs from soldiercity.com), but yesterday, I picked up a pair of green non-zip-off BDUs from Andy and Bax. In other news, my shirts come from blank apparel, my socks usually come … Continue reading Items!

iPhone NES

Even the new speed-enhanced NES emulator for the iPhone (version 13L at this writing) is virtually unplayable. Sure, the speed is pretty close to the real thing, if not exact, but you’re still jabbing at virtual buttons behind a piece of glass. I wonder if this is what it would be like to play a … Continue reading iPhone NES

Drinking coffee could help to activate your prefrontal cortex

I finished all of the sudoku on Brain Age and all I got was this stupid 100% readout. There was no fanfare, no congratulatory message, nothing. Lately, I have only been playing the sudoku part of Brain Age — and I have not even been playing that all that much.  I really should get back … Continue reading Drinking coffee could help to activate your prefrontal cortex

Wheeeeeee!

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2007/03/Instead of publicly posting my DS/Wii codes in my profile, I am going to do what all the cool kinds are … Continue reading Wheeeeeee!

“Are you near-sighted or far-sighted?” “Both. That’s why I invented bifocals.” “GAAAAAAAAAHHHH!”

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2007/02/The cube has been found! This has been floating around the internet for a while, but for the benefit of those … Continue reading “Are you near-sighted or far-sighted?” “Both. That’s why I invented bifocals.” “GAAAAAAAAAHHHH!”

Wii Pics

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2006/12/LiveJournal on the Nintendo: Ebenezer chasing Mario: You should be thankful that the sound didn’t turn out so well, so I … Continue reading Wii Pics

Playin' With My Wii

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2006/12/Okay, an update of many things over the past weeks… After being denied by the Amazon “enter this drawing to win … Continue reading Playin' With My Wii

"For the love of God and all that is holy, my Wii is bleeding"

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2006/12/ Okay — thanks, Amazon. I have a better chance of my anus bleeding than of securing a Wii. Great. Thanks … Continue reading "For the love of God and all that is holy, my Wii is bleeding"

…in which I tell Gamestop and Nintendo to f' off

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2006/12/I have to say that my attempts to purchase a Nintendo Wii have to be my absolute worst consumer experiences in … Continue reading …in which I tell Gamestop and Nintendo to f' off

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiii….

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2006/11/Are any of you Portlanders getting a Nintendo Wii? I want to play one, but I know that if I buy … Continue reading Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiii….