Items!

Clothes! The other day, Substitute twittered “Internet + consistent sizing = jeans by mail. Yay.” Usually I buy my pants from the internet (zip-off BDUs from soldiercity.com), but yesterday, I picked up a pair of green non-zip-off BDUs from Andy and Bax. In other news, my shirts come from blank apparel, my socks usually come … Continue reading Items!

Wee, not Wii

Apparently, in the Wee World, people are entirely torso with teeny legs.  Those are actually supposed to be cargo pants in the picture. Lately, I have taken to wearing black military BDU pants (that’s Battle Dress Uniform) because they are comfy and have lots of pockets.  They also go well with my black BDU shirts–also … Continue reading Wee, not Wii

Dogs and Catacombs

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Fanatical Grammatical

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2006/10/This is for all of you Grammar Nazis out there. Which one is right? “Hot new pant & skirt designs!” “Hot … Continue reading Fanatical Grammatical

This has been composing itself in my head for a week

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This reminds me of nopantsday.com

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2004/03/Silly names inserted into mail-merge, red-tape, bureaucratic form letters can sometimes yield unexpected and hilarious results: We would like to express … Continue reading This reminds me of nopantsday.com

“CrackleCrackleCrackle, which is a bit of a shock if you’re not quite dead”

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I coo, you coo, we all coo for haiku

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2004/02/You'll have to pardon my artiness this eve. The last few times I had to directly deal with any sort of … Continue reading I coo, you coo, we all coo for haiku

…God kills a Kitten

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2004/02/It seems that Pants, the cutest cat in the world, has been diagnosed with Feline Infectious Peritonitis (FIP). FIP starts out … Continue reading …God kills a Kitten