“CrackleCrackleCrackle, which is a bit of a shock if you’re not quite dead”

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I coo, you coo, we all coo for haiku

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…God kills a Kitten

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“MEAT ME IN MY HAMMY”

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The Best Laid Plans Of Fish and Lobsters

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Bugs and Cats

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Offerings are being dropped at my feet

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REVELATIONS AND OBSERVATIONS!

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Collection of Sentence Fragments and Some Complete Sentences

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Supposedly, it is normal for a cat owner to be neurotic

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2003/12/So, I just got finished dropping the kittens off at their little boarding house. By “boarding house” I mean “kennel with … Continue reading Supposedly, it is normal for a cat owner to be neurotic