Pretend I wrote a really good journal entry here

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When Harry Got Mail in Seattle

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Calvin peeing on Calvin peeing on Calvin peeing on…

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Winner!

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Nekkid Lunch

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Gluons have eight possible color states

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CHICKENS are made from MILK

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PantaL0000000NZ!

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Cereal and half-and-half

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Yarrgh…

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