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I don’t beat clocks, just people. Wanna try me?

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2002/05/I have not posted in a week, so I will spam this entry with a few random thoughts I had jotted … Continue reading I don’t beat clocks, just people. Wanna try me?

G is for grep, a clever detective

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What was your role in all this? The bass player?

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Winner!

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Kriss Kross

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2002/05/In honor of Mother’s Day, I just finished watching Throw Mamma From The Train. I had forgotten how much I like … Continue reading Kriss Kross

Why is there a watermellon there?

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2002/05/In less than 24 hours, Kate will be officially residing in this domicile. It is kind of freaky, but not too … Continue reading Why is there a watermellon there?

Helicopters

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2002/05/So I just got home, sat down, and was ready to relax when I hear a commotion outside. It seems one … Continue reading Helicopters

a mess on my hands and at my feet

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LaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaIAmNotListeningToYouLaLaLaLa

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2002/05/Ick!Ick!Ick! Slam my head against the keyboard! I would have written this earlier, at work, seeing as it is about my … Continue reading LaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaIAmNotListeningToYouLaLaLaLa

refined red wine is divine by the Rhine

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2002/05/Did you ever notice how odd coincidence and synchronicity ends up being sometimes? For instance, you are thinking about a plate … Continue reading refined red wine is divine by the Rhine