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“It’s true you don’t see many dwarf women. In fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are mistaken for dwarf men.” “It’s the beards.”

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Greppuccino

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Finding a Needle in a Pornstack

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Playing Atari Adventure

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“A new video card is 1.5 times as desirable as a baby”

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Subject: important

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When does Cloud Nine run through some of the ninety-six defibulators of endurance?

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