Randomness…

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“He spake, neglecting sound and sense”

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“He’s awfly spry for a dead feller”

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“Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.”

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Kittens and Cameraphones

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Greetings From Dimension Obvious

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Oh, letters! We’ve got letters!

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“It’s true you don’t see many dwarf women. In fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are mistaken for dwarf men.” “It’s the beards.”

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