Do you like cats?” “Yes, I quite like cats.” “Leg or breast?”

by Brian Enigma on January 23, 2004 7:06am

in Dear Diary

Things I saw today:

  • A cement mixer truck almost rear-end a log-carrying truck on the free­way (you know, the ones they have in the movies that spill logs across the high­way and up the body count by an order of magnitude)

  • An over­weight, middle-aged man wear­ing a leather jacket embroi­dered with a gigan­tic High­lander logo
  • Neil Gaiman's Nev­er­where (again)

Not com­monly used words and phrases I rather enjoy:

  • wid­der­shins

  • safe as houses
  • tem­ple and arch
  • humdinger

So, uh, I basi­cally have done every­thing you can pos­si­bly do with iDVD.  I thought “why not try DVD Stu­dio Pro,” so I obtained a demo ver­sion and installed it the other day.  The instal­la­tion pro­gram has a selec­tor so you can decide which inter­face to use.  There are three dif­fer­ent inter­faces, each with increas­ing com­plex­ity.  The first one is described in a way sim­i­lar to “the child­like fuck­tards used to iDVD should be able to grasp this super-simplistic inter­face.”  The other two are increas­ingly more com­plex.  Well, I must be the dumb­est of the dumb because I had a really hard time fig­ur­ing it out.  Prob­a­bly, that has some­thing to do with the fact that I went through the entire tuto­r­ial for iDVD, but not for DVD Stu­dio Pro.  I should prob­a­bly try out that tuto­r­ial.  DVD Stu­dio Pro has a ton of nifty fea­tures you don't get in iDVD: the abil­ity to mas­ter, then burn disks in two sep­a­rate oper­a­tions (instead of a sin­gle) so that the burn doesn't auto­mat­i­cally kick in while the lap­top and the cat are fight­ing for lap space, con­se­quently caus­ing a mis­burn; bet­ter man­age­ment of space on the DVD (more min­utes!); more com­plex menu sys­tems (includ­ing some kind of script­ing or pro­gram­ming lan­guage); fewer themes, but you can cre­ate your own themes.  PLUS the price of a box of blank DVDs went from $15 to $8 last week.  I have plenty to burn.

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