I AM OPPRESSED BY GRAVITY!

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2003/04/Today, everybody at work noticed that I stapled the staplers to the walls. Also, today nothing is broken. My car had … Continue reading I AM OPPRESSED BY GRAVITY!

Guess who gets the MORON prize wedged up his ass today?!?!?!

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2001/09/So my life with gadgets and gizmos has been pretty crappy these last few weeks. Everything seems to have broken at … Continue reading Guess who gets the MORON prize wedged up his ass today?!?!?!

Way to go, Handspring

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2001/09/I have this organizer/phone that consists of a really nifty organizer with a phone plugged into it. For almost a year, … Continue reading Way to go, Handspring