I had to pick up some ant poi­son thingers today because we have tried every­thing nat­ural we can think of to con­trol the ants in our place.  It’s as if the house was built on an ancient ant bur­ial ground.

The warn­ing label sur­prised me.  The poi­son shouldn’t be eaten because it is, you know, poi­son.  Yet it has a warn­ing for those with peanut aller­gies.  So if the poi­son doesn’t get you, the peanuts will!

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