Physical Spam For Heat & Gardening

by Brian Enigma on June 1, 2007 1:00pm

in ARGs,Dear Diary

Here is another tip in the World With­out Oil realm.  (If you don’t know what World With­out Oil is, look back at this older post for a descrip­tion.) Kim and I are a young cou­ple who recently paid off a lot of debt and are in the mar­ket to buy a house in the not-too-distant future.  As such, we get a lot of snail-mail “spam.”  Every day credit card appli­ca­tions, ads for newly built hous­ing devel­op­ments, preap­proved loan offers, and other such things arrive in the mail­box.  Because most of it is crap and I am security-minided, all of this stuff goes into the shred­der, leav­ing a big pile of strips that the cats like to play with.  Most peo­ple, at this point, would throw away the mess, or at the very least put it in the paper recy­cling bin.  I end up using it in the fire­place.  There are a few good rea­sons for this:
* It’s free (to me–someone else paid the print­ing and mail­ing costs)
* Free is cheaper than $3/gal for heat­ing oil — if you burn it all at once, you get a nice flash of heat for about 5 min­utes, although it doesn’t last much longer than that.  Still–better than noth­ing.
* For longer-lasting heat, it makes great kin­dling for light­ing larger logs

It even has an added bonus from a side-effect:
* In the sum­mer, when it’s hot enough that a long-lasting fire would be silly, you can burn just the shred­dings, then use the ashes to pro­tect your gar­den (e.g. our tomato plants) from snails and slugs.  It’s effec­tively wood ash, which can be sprin­kled in a ring around the base of plants.

One thing to look out for when shredding/burning are those plas­tic win­dows that cer­tain envelopes have.  Increas­ingly, bill envelopes are using open win­dows (with­out plas­tic) or print­ing directly onto envelopes, pre­sum­ably to cut down on cost.  While, admit­tedly, it is small quan­ti­ties as com­pared to the rest of the paper, burn­ing plas­tic isn’t the great­est for the envi­ron­ment.  It’s usu­ally best to tear out the win­dows before shredding.

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1 Liam June 1, 2007 at 1:35 pm

i have started to put everything they send me for credit card back in the envelope they have provided and take everything with my name and barcode on it and send it back to them.

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2 brad upchurch June 11, 2007 at 8:17 am

Make sure there is a spark arrestor! chimney fires are nearly as common as dryer fires. sure feels good to burn the junk!

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