Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal. To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2004/04/Mental note: one pound of shrimp and three heaping plates of cut up raw vegetables is entirely too much food when … Continue reading If I batter my hand, can I fry it?