“If you run, you’ll go to jail tired”

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2003/04/It is always nice to have a chance to clean up before the police come over. Typically it is something like, … Continue reading “If you run, you’ll go to jail tired”

Leapin’ Lizards!

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American Beauty Man’s Friend, Blonde Mullet Wrestler Man

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2003/03/This morning, I am breakfasting on pancakes and maple syrup. I like maple syrup — real maple, that is, and not … Continue reading American Beauty Man’s Friend, Blonde Mullet Wrestler Man

Chatting with American Beauty Guy

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2002/08/Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring arrived last night. Kate is the happiest monkey ever! Also last night, I … Continue reading Chatting with American Beauty Guy

American Beauty Guy

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2002/08/So it turns out that driving an automobile on low-pressure tires is just as funky as riding a motorcycle or bicycle … Continue reading American Beauty Guy