Today at lunch, I bit my finger.
Also today, I learned of a revenge technique called “The Upper Decker.” It only works on businesses that have a single-person bathroom with a normal toilet. You take the lid off of the toilet tank, do your duty in there, then replace the lid without flushing. It either gets caught in the flap valve when the next person uses the toilet or it percolates and becomes the brown equivalent of those blue urinal-cakes you put in the tank to keep it clean and blue. I don't know who thinks up these things. So there ya' go. Remember, with great knowledge comes great responsibility. Use this information wisely, my friend.
I received a Land's End catalog at work. I don't understand. I do electronics for a tech company.