Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal. To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2001/10/Happy birthday! Your present? A new bill. Everything you do as a hobby is now an act of industrial terrorism and … Continue reading No “Very Merry Unbirthday” For Me