Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal. To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2005/02/Dear Spammers: I have no desire to increase the length or circumference of my penis, nor do I want to increase … Continue reading An open letter to yo’ motha’