Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal. To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2002/08/As I write this, I am masticating an octopus. Why do I feel like Pee Wee Herman every time I do … Continue reading I could make an entire movie using stock footage!