Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal. To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2003/07/When I was a little kid, people would ask me what I wanted to be when I grow up. I was … Continue reading An apparatus or device for wirelessly choking on a box of cocks