In which we learn the perils of a rimshot

vpisteve: sadtrombone.com has now been banned from the office BrianEnigma: @vpisteve I decompiled the Flash and loaded the MP3 into my iPhone for instant sadtrombone action! also: rimshot vpisteve: @BrianEnigma you are my hero Last week, I discovered a flaw in this particular plan. Let me paint you a picture to illustrate. It is nearing … Continue reading In which we learn the perils of a rimshot

Twitter updates from around the world (or, at least, my part of the world)

A few of the more interesting and notable Twitter updates that I have made in the past few weeks: Buying shower curtains and duct tape. Concerned someone will think I’m up to evil. 🙂 Today feels like I’m touch-typing with one hand sjifted tp tje rogjt (shifted to the right) Watching steamed clams pop open … Continue reading Twitter updates from around the world (or, at least, my part of the world)

Interesting Twitter updates followed by a rant

A few interesting Twitter updates from the past month or two… * Someone needs to invent a Capri-Sun style single-serving wine pouch. * Just got RickRolled by a restaurant Muzak system. * I love how marketing departments say “it tastes earthy” when they mean “it tastes like dirt.” * This town needs an automat. <rant> … Continue reading Interesting Twitter updates followed by a rant