I didn’t set the fire. I may have swiped that foot, though.

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“You’ve taken everyone else’s cheese.”

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All walk and no car make Brian something-something

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Bibbidy Bobbity Poo

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Referental integrity must be enforced

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We control the horizontal and vertical. We control the digital.

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Sugar Frosted Brain Flakes

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I thought it said kiss the COOK

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Who killed Laura Palmer?

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The Prisoner

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