Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal. To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2003/08/I live not too far from a region of Clackamas County that the Thomas Guide map refers to as WANKERS CORNER. … Continue reading Wanker’s Corner
Category: Portland
Take a Virtual Tour
Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal. To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2003/08/Oh, and I forgot. Our house: https://netninja.com/walkthrough/ (It is still a mess, but we will update the photos in another few … Continue reading Take a Virtual Tour
Helloooo Oregon
Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal. To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2003/08/So, here we are in Oregon. We finally made it. We actually made it up here nearly two weeks ago, but … Continue reading Helloooo Oregon
Maintaining Radio Silence
Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal. To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2003/07/Super-thanks to Les and Noel for trash runs. Super-thanks to Brandon and Lisa for cleaning. I am sure there is other … Continue reading Maintaining Radio Silence
Plumper Lips
Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal. To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2003/07/I just got spam telling me “kiss your thin ordinary lip's [sic] goodbye! Get PLUMPER Lip's [sic].” I find this funny … Continue reading Plumper Lips
An apparatus or device for wirelessly choking on a box of cocks
Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal. To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2003/07/When I was a little kid, people would ask me what I wanted to be when I grow up. I was … Continue reading An apparatus or device for wirelessly choking on a box of cocks
Very good, Mr. Wooster
Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal. To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2003/03/According to a friend, MacMall is getting more uberlaptops on Friday, and perhaps my place in the queue is low enough … Continue reading Very good, Mr. Wooster
Text messaging from Portland
Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal. To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2003/03/Hello from Portland via text messaging. People are protesting here. People are protesting a lot. They started marching and bicycling down … Continue reading Text messaging from Portland