Guinness–it’s not just for breakfast!

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Lavender Coffee

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Garlic Coffee

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Friends don’t let friends use Microsoft

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I hanker for a hunk o’ cheese

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Wheat Grass

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Everyone goes to the freak show to laugh at the freaks and the geeks

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I could make an entire movie using stock footage!

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Soy Bean; Wheat Flour; Alcoholic Cont: Less Than 1%; Amino Acid

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Pho’ 79

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2002/05/I just got back from Pho’ 79, a semi-local Vietnamese restaurant. For lunch, I had the “79 Superbowl.” I do not … Continue reading Pho’ 79