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Fire Ants!

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Bombs and Airplanes and Bears, Oh My!

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Watching the plane crashes on repeat

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God Save Our Queen

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A little story, complete with typos

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…and the little-ist giant’s heart was filled with BLOOD!

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WARNING! RANT!

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The Experiment Was A Success

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crackers and cheese and everything overseas

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Guess who gets the MORON prize wedged up his ass today?!?!?!

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2001/09/So my life with gadgets and gizmos has been pretty crappy these last few weeks. Everything seems to have broken at … Continue reading Guess who gets the MORON prize wedged up his ass today?!?!?!