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Elevator Fall Down And Go Boom

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2001/10/I find it very refreshing and exiting to have noticed that the permits for every elevator in this building expire on … Continue reading Elevator Fall Down And Go Boom

World’s Greatest LIAR!

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2001/10/I was driving home from work today, after a long day of undocumented accounting software. (“What is our policy on precision … Continue reading World’s Greatest LIAR!

No “Very Merry Unbirthday” For Me

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2001/10/Happy birthday! Your present? A new bill. Everything you do as a hobby is now an act of industrial terrorism and … Continue reading No “Very Merry Unbirthday” For Me

Blizzard!

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2001/10/I wrote the Diablo trainer and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt: I had my interview at Blizzard today. It … Continue reading Blizzard!

Work

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2001/10/I did all sorts of fun stuff at work today, including: Trying to install Java on SunOS 4.1.3 Installing Samba on … Continue reading Work

Kneez?

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2001/10/So, everyone has that stupid little joke question thing: What would chairs look like if your knees bent the other way? … Continue reading Kneez?

Screaming, grinding in my ears

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2001/10/This morning, there was a ladybug on my windshield. It clung tight all the way to work–even in 80 MPH winds. … Continue reading Screaming, grinding in my ears

Chef Boy-R&D

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2001/10/Today’s Research & Development has determined that the “President’s Choice” store brand 5-Cheese Pasta Sauce is almost indistinguishable from basically ANY … Continue reading Chef Boy-R&D

Blah, blah, blah, news

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2001/10/It seems to be to be absolutely silly for the news services to be using the term “100 pound bomb” to … Continue reading Blah, blah, blah, news