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I thought he said *CAKE* boat!

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This one time? At concentration camp?

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Firewall Upgrade

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sodium: 420mg

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2001/12/Having another sandwich with homemade bread, cheese, horseradish, and SPAM brand Turkey. Why does the Turkey smell like cat food? I … Continue reading sodium: 420mg

Java Woes

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Everybody Likes Circus Freaks

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2001/12/While procrastinating the writing of a computer security paper, I ran across a site full of Circus Freaks that includes pictures … Continue reading Everybody Likes Circus Freaks

Firewaller

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2001/11/I’m not sure I like the sound coming from my DSL firewall machine. It is must be a bad hard drive … Continue reading Firewaller

Dead ant…dead ant…deadAntDeadAntDeadAnt

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2001/11/I have a PILE of DEAD, frozen ANTS in my FREEZER. You see, ants are stupid. They have brains the size … Continue reading Dead ant…dead ant…deadAntDeadAntDeadAnt

“Your Test Results”

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Coffee Stains

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2001/11/I have discovered that when you are driving home from the coffee shop with coffee for two, but you only have … Continue reading Coffee Stains