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Beat My Guest

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2002/02/Last night contained a couple of culinary experiments. First off, was the lasagne. This was a recipe of my own invention. … Continue reading Beat My Guest

Wave at the particles as they pass, children!

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2002/02/If cars can be thought of as particles riding waves of traffic, do the traffic waves still exist on an empty … Continue reading Wave at the particles as they pass, children!

I need FUZZY LOGIC to cook my RICE!

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2002/02/Do not eat the bay leaf, gentile reader, for the bay leaf is pure unadulterated evil. Settle down, sit back, and … Continue reading I need FUZZY LOGIC to cook my RICE!

Fertilla The Dancing Womb, Flapping Her Fallopian Tubes

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2002/02/Sometimes I am pleasantly surprised by how great Gothic Radio is. Sometimes I am sickened and appalled. Meat Cake, on the … Continue reading Fertilla The Dancing Womb, Flapping Her Fallopian Tubes

Random

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2002/01/There is something extremely cool, at a very high school level, about classical music played on an electric guitar. I am … Continue reading Random

Microcenter is cool!

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2002/01/Assignment: Describe in 1000 words or less why you like Microcenter over Fry’s. Today, I set out to purchase a slow … Continue reading Microcenter is cool!

I thought it said kiss the COOK

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2002/01/With this nifty new cubic computer, I can watch Fight Club on the big-screen TV while apt-get’ing the latest version of … Continue reading I thought it said kiss the COOK

I thought it said: Kiss the COOK

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2002/01/I didn’t know that Gray’s Anatomy was a cookbook! What next? To Serve Man? Posted in:

I coo; you coo; we all coo for haiku

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Pipsquack

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2002/01/The fine film Poltergeist teaches us three things… Most people of the age 20-something or younger can trace back any fear … Continue reading Pipsquack