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Yarrgh…

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We fell like Greeks, we feel like Romans/Centaurs and monkeys just cluster ’round us

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A link to your website has been placed on the Apple Sales Web

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2002/03/Did a Mac site get hacked with a link to one of my sites? The particular web form that was filled … Continue reading A link to your website has been placed on the Apple Sales Web

Coffee!

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Stupid White Men

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Joe Frank

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2002/03/I have come to the conclusion that public radio should be more like baseball cards. I would gladly trade KPCC’s old … Continue reading Joe Frank

Guilty by Design

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Clothespins Are To Be Closed

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FIRE! FIREFIREFIREFIRE!

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Moody :)

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