Zombies in the Manger

The following zombie-manger-invasion comic comes, ironically, from the Hallmark blog. It was just too great to not repost. Actually, if you poke around the blog, there are all kinds of great things, including the Robots with Stuff series (most recently, A Robot With Mom Jeans), ass cleaner, and their “Funny, But No” YouTube series of … Continue reading Zombies in the Manger

Write it down in a dream notebook

I had a dream last night in which some old popular band reunited. There were four members and they had all gotten kind of old and rotund. A large crowd of people eagerly awaited their stage appearance. Although they did appear, they quickly walked off due to an unexplained contract dispute. Most of the dream … Continue reading Write it down in a dream notebook

A tour of my (daily) shoes

I own lots of boots, gathered over the years mainly for clubbing. Some go to my knees, some have lots of straps and buckles, some have eyelets, some zippers, one pair even has 6 inch platform soles. I have six to eight pair of fancy boots in total, but do not wear any of them … Continue reading A tour of my (daily) shoes

A night of debauchery at Ron Jeremy’s sex club

How’s that for a catchy title? You’ll note that I said “a night” and not “my night” up there. That’s one of those tricks sensationalist writers use, much like the misleading or false headline ending in a question mark (“Obama is an illegal space alien?”). You’ll also note that “debauchery” is a nice vague word … Continue reading A night of debauchery at Ron Jeremy’s sex club