WARNING! RANT!

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2001/09/For now, this little rant will be completely private. I’m glad that LiveJournal lets you do that. If, at some future … Continue reading WARNING! RANT!

The Experiment Was A Success

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2001/09/I just got finished boiling some premade ravioli squares. As I drained off the water, I came to the realization that … Continue reading The Experiment Was A Success

crackers and cheese and everything overseas

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2001/09/I want a red suit and top hat like Hary Zidler wore in Moulin Rouge. I want a grey suit and … Continue reading crackers and cheese and everything overseas

Guess who gets the MORON prize wedged up his ass today?!?!?!

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2001/09/So my life with gadgets and gizmos has been pretty crappy these last few weeks. Everything seems to have broken at … Continue reading Guess who gets the MORON prize wedged up his ass today?!?!?!

Way to go, Handspring

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2001/09/I have this organizer/phone that consists of a really nifty organizer with a phone plugged into it. For almost a year, … Continue reading Way to go, Handspring

Can’t sleep; clowns will eat me

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2001/09/Can’t sleep; clowns will eat me… Actually, no. I just can’t sleep. Home doesn’t feel like home anymore, after spending 5-7 … Continue reading Can’t sleep; clowns will eat me

Get out your dream dictionary

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2001/09/This is being written while watching Good Will Hunting. Why? Why not. I liked the movie enough to buy it on … Continue reading Get out your dream dictionary

I have no job

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2001/09/I have no job. I have no prospect of a job, no callbacks, no consulting gigs, nothing. I am running low … Continue reading I have no job

Dear Diary…

Please note that all blog posts before 8 April 2007 were automatically imported from LiveJournal.  To see the comments and any LiveJournal-specific extras such as polls and user icons, please find the source posting at http://brianenigma.livejournal.com/2001/08/[fade in to a young man in a La-Z-Boy with a laptop, in a messy house. It looks like a stereotypical … Continue reading Dear Diary…