My bottle of Crystal Head Vodka arrived the other day. It’s a new vodka made by Dan Aykroyd, of all people. If you click through to the website, you will be greeted with a woogie-woogie video of him talking about supernatural things, including “the 13 crystal skulls,” before he actually gets into the details of the bottle design and distilling process. I know that Dan Aykroyd is supposed to be into the supernatural and I know that the crystal skulls have recently been popularized by Indiana Jones, but did he actually do any reading on the reality behind them? They’re all frauds that were manufactured recently. Regardless, it’s a nice smooth vodka in an amazingly nice bottle, but inconvenient to obtain. The goth in me wants a dozen more bottles. The realist in me is fine with just the one.