Every time I see or hear the term waterboarding, my brain immediately jumps to thoughts of playing in the ocean (specifically boogie boarding.) It takes a sec for my brain to recalibrate and latch in to the fact that waterboarding is really a torture technique currently in use by the US that dates back to the Spanish Inquisition. And nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
This is why its called waterboarding rather than what it is, simulated (and occasional actual)drowning. Its all about name branding.
Chuck Norris expects the Spanish Inquisition.
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition. 🙂