Transformers

I just watched Transformers and am a little confused. Bumble Bee is a
mute Bitchin’ Camero, yo, and not a VW bug. Megatron is a jet, not a
gun. When did he “choose” what he turns into? He was frozen since
the ’30s — did they have fighter jets back then? Was that Paris Hilton
in that car where the driver got her face eaten by the steering
wheel? That was a pretty bad movie, alright.

-Brian

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