They also have bowling wallpaper in the bathroom that is basically giant 20cm x 20cm “tiles” of those flicker-stickers you used to get as a kid.
I have recently become “that guy” in a whole new category: people who dress up their pets. In this case, it’s not because I have pets as a substitute for children or have weird anthropomorphic/personification-brain-issues or anything. With Ebenezer being mostly bald, it is purely utilitarian. And so I can say “I have a sweater for my cat” all hipster-ironic and stuff.
We will not really need it for a month or two, when it starts getting really cold, but it was on sale.