What better way to spend America-Fuck-Yeah day than in a restaurant with Middle Eastern music and Middle Eastern dance and lots of explosions outside?
What better way to spend America-Fuck-Yeah day than in a restaurant with Middle Eastern music and Middle Eastern dance and lots of explosions outside?
You totally just made my morning.
I’ve been calling it “Celebrate-The-Achievements-of-Founding-Fathers-Whom-65%-of-the-Country-Can’t-Name,-and-Who-Would-Be-Horrified-By-The-Current-State-of-the-Union” Day, but yours is much more elegant.